Preface: My dad is so excited about getting a manual transmission Camaro as his GM company car that he already has one reserved. For January. His excitement resulted in this great dinner dialog:
My dad: Most people don't want a manual, because they don't know how to drive them. I would kill for a manual transmission Camaro.
Me: You probably wouldn't get to drive it very long if you killed for it. They might put you in jail for that.
My dad: I would kill small things... (pause) I would kill small animals to drive a manual transmission Camaro.